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Starbarians - Episode 2 Starbarians - Episode 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Harry, this is syndication quality. It's time to pitch this to adultswim, you modest motherfucker you!

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Cheap Joke Cheap Joke

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Damn good animation style, appreciated the part at the end where it your expectations are subverted when Eddie is using the urinal.

Don't see why other people need to (possibly) reduce star count based on the subject matter, it's age-rated appropriately and this is an art website, jeez.

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Starbarians - Episode 1.5 Starbarians - Episode 1.5

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Why isn't this a Saturday morning cartoon already? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

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You Are Disabled You Are Disabled

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I like my flash games like I like my Social Justice Warrior propaganda, repetitive and aggravating.

The subtly of your message was well conveyed in the innumerable ear-rapes of the death sound, "BKKKZT!". I mustn't ever forget the complete incapacitation of the mildly disabled, always seconds away from a loud, sudden, and nearly unavoidable demise. Oh wait, are you forgetting that disabled people are completely infantile in their dependence? CHECK YOUR PRIV- uh, I mean, BKKKZZT! BKKKZZT! BKKKZZT! BKKKZZT!

Frustration is definitely the hallmark of this title. Actually, to the point of where it overshadows the larger message of the work. This is especially the case where the able-bodied (oops, is using that phrase ableist?) illiterate isn't able to navigate the "9-beats" segment with any appreciable ease. Perhaps if I wanted to paint a picture where the primary color was red, I would neglect to use any other color or difference in darkness, so that whatever I was trying to depict is hidden in the solid crimson canvas.

While I must commend you for laying the rape hysteria on thick (because the to hell with subtly, right?), you obscured the wizards faces. I wanted to see their pale, white, racist faces housing fangs dripping with male cis-privilege.

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